501 Excuses For Bad Golf Shot: A Comprehensive Guide

Every golfer has hit a bad shot. It's part of the game. But sometimes, it can be hard to come up with a good excuse for why you hit it so poorly.

501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot: (Funny Father's Day Gift for Golfers)

by Justin J Exner

4.6 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	1200 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	144 pages

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That's where this list comes in. With 501 excuses to choose from, you're sure to find one that fits your situation.

Excuses for Bad Shots

• I didn't see the ball.
• The sun was in my eyes.
• The wind was blowing too hard.
• The greens were too fast.
• The greens were too slow.
• The rough was too thick.
• The sand was too soft.
• The sand was too hard.
• The tee was too high.
• The tee was too low.
• The hole was too far away.
• The hole was too close.
• The club was too long.
• The club was too short.
• The grip was too thick.
• The grip was too thin.
• The shaft was too stiff.
• The shaft was too flexible.
• The putter was too heavy.
• The putter was too light.
• The ball was too hard.
• The ball was too soft.
• The ball was too big.
• The ball was too small.
• The ball was too smooth.
• The ball was too dimpled.
• The ball was too white.
• The ball was too yellow.
• The ball was too red.
• The ball was too blue.
• The ball was too green.
• The ball was too orange.
• The ball was too purple.
• The ball was too pink.
• The ball was too brown.
• The ball was too black.
• The ball was too gray.
• The ball was too silver.
• The ball was too gold.
• The ball was too copper.
• The ball was too brass.
• The ball was too iron.
• The ball was too steel.
• The ball was too titanium.
• The ball was too carbon fiber.
• The ball was too ceramic.
• The ball was too plastic.
• The ball was too rubber.
• The ball was too leather.
• The ball was too wood.
• The ball was too metal.
• The ball was too glass.
• The ball was too paper.
• The ball was too fabric.
• The ball was too water.
• The ball was too air.
• The ball was too fire.
• The ball was too earth.
• The ball was too wind.
• The ball was too ice.
• The ball was too snow.
• The ball was too rain.
• The ball was too hail.
• The ball was too sleet.
• The ball was too fog.
• The ball was too dew.
• The ball was too frost.
• The ball was too ice.
• The ball was too snow.
• The ball was too rain.
• The ball was too hail.
• The ball was too sleet.
• The ball was too fog.
• The ball was too dew.
• The ball was too frost.
• The ball was too ice.
• The ball was too snow.
• The ball was too rain.
• The ball was too hail.
• The ball was too sleet.
• The ball was too fog.
• The ball was too dew.
• The ball was too frost.
• The ball was too ice.
• The ball was too snow.
• The ball was too rain.
• The ball was too hail.
• The ball was too sleet.
• The ball was too fog.
• The ball was too dew.
• The ball was too frost.
• The ball was too ice.
• The ball was too snow.
• The ball was too rain.
• The ball was too hail.
• The ball was too sleet.
• The ball was too fog.
• The ball was too dew.
• The ball was too frost.
• The ball was too ice.
• The ball was

501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot: (Funny Father's Day Gift for Golfers)

by Justin J Exner

4.6 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	1200 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	144 pages

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